Game A-D-A
You pick up a skull-shaped cake from the cold dessert shelf. It doesn’t come off. You look down.
It’s not a skull-shaped cake at all. It’s a whole tiny skeleton person. It looks at you and says, “Tell me your thoughts on Japanese film classic A Page of Madness.”
You think to yourself, “Prof. Caitlin has gone too far this time.”
GAME OVER