Your smugness and security oozes through the phone as you delete the obviously spam email. Somewhere in the distance, Caitlin-sensei — the real one or the spammer? — feels spine tingle and her hands go numb. She is without gift cards, whether she truly asked for them or not.

But you have unlocked something very special. Because you strongly asserted your security senses, you have unlocked a midterm class feedback form!

BUT REALLY IT’S GAME OVER

TRY AGAIN?